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— FACT: You should never make eye contact with a Pansexual whilst they are cooking. They see it as a challenge for the possession of their favorite pan and may attack.

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If you present them with a new pan they will attack more fiercely, often beating you with your intended peace offering. This is because the cookware does not smell like their own, and probably doesn’t have enough glitter coating the inside.

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

Posted 2 months ago with 1,300 notes (via attack-of-the-wolf-king , org. factsaboutqueers )
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    EEEEEEEeeeeeeee
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    Lol, no this is hysterical. (Facts About Queers is generally silly and satirizes the “fact” tumblrs.)
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    haha heather need a glittery pan!
  20. bowieboner reblogged this from octopuussgarden and added:
    I’m a pansexual who loves pansexual jokes. But I dunno about the others.
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    Fact: most pansexuals get pissed at these jokes. So maybe you should stop
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