pissvortex:

thank you to the person in wayneradiotv’s twitch chat who found a race horse named Fortnite Dance

vergeangst:

xxfluffypandazxx:

vergeangst:

vergeangst:

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

nabokovsshadows:

bluehairedspidey:

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

There is a PHD thesis in this comment

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

johnpeter-remember-thepharmacist:

timesarehardfornewsies:

oh man this tea is delicious

[a picture of a clear teacup filled with tea. On the cup it reads “the only way to keep theatre alive and relevant in pop culture is to make it more accessible”]

puniper:

‘what do you even talk about with people online so much?’

holybooks:

thehauntedmansion2003:

thehauntedmansion2003:

thehauntedmansion2003:

I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE

IF YOU HAVEN’T MADE YOUR BED, THROW IT AWAY ITS TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW

GET RID OF THE COUCHES

WE CAN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE

SIT

PUT EM IN THE CUBBIES

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

no offense but the new aladdin remake looks like hot garbage and literally nobody asked for it.

this looks like some direct to tv afterschool special not a multi million dollar budget

jasmine: alright. clearly inspired by the original animated costume. looks very bollywood and pretty

aladdin: hello fellow kids. life on the street ages you terribly but i am totally an 18 year old boy on the streets of agrabah and not a well put together 30 something year old retail manager who bought this outfit at the gap.

genie: well that’s certainly will smith.

tomatomagica:

this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

hardlyfatal: